The meaning of your name

Well it's nothing really serious, but just if you want to have a PHP break for example :

# You are not judgmental
# You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind
# You have an attitude, a big one
# You are a very exciting person
# Success comes easily to you

<?php


/**
* themeaningof() Just return the meaning of your name :)
*
* @param string $name
* @return
**/
function themeaningof($name = ""){

    $names = array('A'=>'You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind',
               'B'=>'You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people',
               'C'=>'You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it',
               'D'=>'You have trouble trusting people',
               'E'=>'You are a very exciting person',
               'F'=>'Everyone loves you',
               'G'=>'You have excellent ways of viewing people',
               'H'=>'You are not judgmental',
               'I'=>'You are always smiling and making others smile',
               'J'=>'Jealously',
               'K'=>'You like to try new things',
               'L'=>'Love is something you deeply believe in',
               'M'=>'Success comes easily to you',
               'N'=>'You like to work, but you always want a break',
               'O'=>'You are very open-minded',
               'P'=>'You are very friendly and understanding',
               'Q'=>'You are a hypocrite',
               'R'=>'You are a social butterfly',
               'S'=>'You are very broad-minded',
               'T'=>'You have an attitude, a big one',
               'U'=>'You feel like you have to equal up to people\'s standards',
               'V'=>'You have a very good physique and looks',
               'W'=>'You like privacy',
               'X'=>'You never let people tell you what to do',
               'Y'=>'You cause a lot of trouble',
               'Z'=>'You\'re always fighting with someone'
               );

    $uname = strtoupper($name);
    $result = array();
    for($i = 0; $i < strlen($uname); $i++){
        if (array_key_exists($uname[$i], $names)) {
            $result[$uname[$i]] = "<li>".$names[$uname[$i]]."</li>\n";
        }
    } // for

    return "<b>The meaning of your name $name</b>".implode('',$result);
}

echo themeaningof("Yellow");

?>